2000.07.05 keep it quiet, keep it clean:
where to begin? it was a long weekend, and it was actually pretty eventful.
the irish rover incident:
the rover is one of our favorite once-a-month kinda joints. it's a really nice, semi-authentic irish pub. i say "semi" due to the fact that since we're in louisville, ky, in the good ol' usofa, you probably aren't getting the whole irish deal.
anyhowways…we went in on saturday night to have a meal and we were greeted with what could only be described as the worst dining experience of our collective (all be it, young) lives. the waitress (or server, you pick the title) was a complete and total bitch. we could have murdered her right there, in front of close to 50 witnesses and been found innocent by a jury. we would have had to simply use the "bitch defense."
"ladies and gentlemen of the jury, i think we've proven beyond the shadow of a doubt that my clients did indeed kill miss wilson. but let's face the facts. she deserved it. she was a bitch."
she at one point referred to me as "coke guy," and when she took my glass to refill it, she made several stops back to the table before i actually had to ask if i could have my coke back. the worst of all was when i paid my bill in exact change (it was $15 even and i usually wait until i'm leaving to tip) she came back to the table and bitched me out for not tipping her. i was completely fucking dumbfounded. you can only guess how we unleashed on her. paul was drunk and he even ended up ranting on the girls boss before we left.
needless to say, this incident held sway over almost all of our conversations for the rest of the weekend.
onto the business at hand…
indieshite gave us our beatdown. we were labeled "bland but harmless." as adam at kempa.com stated and radiohead clearly proves: "the british are better than us."
next update: the foo fighters incident and more links to retarded shit.
bipolar posted:
birthday, no surprise:
seems like brian's been admirably picking up my slack around here, updating bipolar on a regular basis while i've been busy doing a bunch of nothing. first off, thanks to the executors of the Sebastian Stirling estate for their birthday…