skipped the coffee and headed straight to orange juice, this morning. this is only notable because i bought orange juice on the way into work, when i have two fucking cartons of the shit in the fridge at home. why did i do this? because by the time i thought about drinking orange juice while i was at home, i was already brushing my teeth for the morning. let's just say the tastes of minty fresh breath and orange juice don't quite go together like peanut butter and chocolate. dig?

have you ever bought an article of clothing, thought it was really keen, then you get it home, throw it on, and you don't like it as much? and then a couple weeks (or months) later, you dig it out of your closet and you're like "man i fucking love this shirt!" and you put it on and this time…it clicks? yeah. that's me and this shirt i'm wearing today. we weren't really cool before, but now we're totally down. and yes…it came from the gap. kill me if you must.

another thing i guess i need to admit…i was thinking of hiding it from the general public, but i figure i can't get away with it forever: i watched ally mcbeal last night. and i watched it a week ago, too. and i'm fairly certain i watched it the week before that, though i'm not sure. just to set the record straight, i'm obviously watching it because of the incredibly attractive girls. and maybe i find it funny. and maybe i think it's cool that james marsden (cyclops from the x-men movie) is on the show now. and that jon bon jovi will also be on the show soon. it all adds up, i'm tellin' ya.

so i went into the breakroom on a mad search for dunkin' stix (so what if it's an addiction?). i was startled to find…there were none. so i scoured the snack machines on all the floors, eventually finding my prize in the basement. after buying the dunkin' stix, i realized…i am now in possession of the last thing of dunkin' stix in this entire building. and just so you know…i'm about to eat the last fucking dunkin' stick. now they are all. gone.

small victories. sometimes you just have to take them as they come.