2002.06.20 free range uterus:
man, animals can be so pitiful when you have doctors do mean nasty things to their bodies.
we finally managed to get our two kittens (not kittens anymore i guess, they're over a year old now…) into the vet on Monday to have their child birthing equipment forcibly removed. a good friend of ours (who happens to work at the vet's office) was kind enough to come pick them up from the house, then to bring them back to us the next day. man, when they got home… they were just pitiful. laying around, barely moving all day. of course, if someone had ripped out *my* uterus (a difficult task, to be sure, seeing how i don't have one in the first place.) i would probably be walking gingerly for a few days, if i bothered to walk at all.
they're starting to get better and better now, moving around a bit more, climbing stairs to hang out with their three dads. they seem to be pretty good about not licking their sutures too much, and they are eating healthily again. as brax has said on multiple occasions, it will be nice to see them back to their old mischievous selves again.
i guess it's been about two weeks ago now, but we recently came into possession of a vintage Galaga arcade machine. how awesome is it to be able to come home, walk into the foyer, and jump right into a game (or six) of Galaga without having to drop quarters into the machine? well, let me tell ya, it's pretty awesome. of course, i completely suck at the game. i've gotten a little better since we got it, but i'm still not breaking the 90,000 point barrier. of course, i've also gotten to the point where if i lose a ship in the first four rounds, i just let myself get killed and start over.
our friend Jess has finally gotten engaged to her longtime beau, and they've now moved to Texas. it seems weird for her to not be around, despite the fact that we haven't really hung out with her much since we all moved out of the old place (brian's current place). when she was still in town, it was always acceptable to not see her, partly because we knew we could call her up if we were doing something, and have her join us. with that no longer being an option… well, i tend to realize more that she's not around.
and with her gone, our "family" now has only one female member remaning. it used to be that i couldn't count the number of girls hanging out with us on a regular basis with two hands. it's a very different existence when you don't have that special female "energy" around. to top that off, we're down to only one female at my workplace as well… the yin energy is slowly being siphoned out of my life. in six months i'll be a truly desperate, depraved charicature of myself if we don't get an influx real soon. it's a good thing i don't have any "whore money" to throw around… it's all gotta go towards rent & bills & silly shit like that.
perhaps i should just try to get out more.
Nate said:
Point of parlimentary preference…
Tell me a time when there were more girls hanging around on a regular basis than you could count on one hand. Names and regular basis doesn't mean we went to parties that they were at.
m@ said:
alright, so i may have been exaggerating a slight bit, but the seventh street house was practically crawling with women, it seemed.
lessee… Jess, Jen G, Jen W., Jen W., Jasmine, Amy Mc, the horse girl (can't remember her name), Christianne, there may have been some others as well, that i can't remember.
and these may not have all lasted long as regulars, but considering this was a two-year span of time, that was a pretty good sized group. especially compared to the current desert-like atmosphere.
brian. said:
wait…are you counting jim as the girl?
Nate said:
One: It's Christiane
Two: You can't count someone you have to refer to as the "horse girl".
Three: Any girls are better than none. Don't worry so much about the quantity as the quality and you'll wind up with fewer of the Amandas and more of the Jess's.
m@ said:
well, yeah, see, that's part of the problem. we're currently running at minus 1 Jess. we need more Jess.
Nate said:
Before you start trying to convince Jess to eat more fatty foods, maybe you guys should work out a couple of screening tests for evil and psychosis and hit the streets. Or at least try a couple of women's rooms in town to see if they have some extras.
m@ said:
they keep screening tests for evil and psychosis in women's restrooms? why, so women can make sure their levels are up? why didn't anyone inform me of this before?
Nate said:
Extra women.
m@ said:
they keep screening tests for evil and psychosis in women's restrooms? why, so women can make sure their levels are up? why didn't anyone inform me of this before?
Nate said:
Extra women. Now knock it off.
paul said:
"and thus the great louisville restroom porn era started. this was coupled with an incredible increase in the birthrates of crack-babies."
brian. said:
be afraid. be very afraid…