my life the unexplainable, neverending party:

last night scott and i took it upon ourselves to scour the kitchen until it was almost shiny new. this took a long time, but those who know what it was like before we claim that we pulled off some sort of minor miracle. after we got done with that, we decided to take the basketball and shoot around at one of the courts nearby, just to get some air. we hung out and made a few shots and missed a hell of a lot more, when we decided to head home and fire up the grill. after some tasty flame grilled gardenburgers, we decided to loaf around the house and be lazy. i mean, shit…we got a lot done, so why not relax?

that's when the phone started ringing. a few people called me and started asking what "everyone" was getting into, that evening. this is really funny, considering how out of the loop i try to stay, sometimes. i informed a couple of friends that scott and i were just relaxing around the house. this ended up turning into an invite for a few friends to come over and drink. so a couple of girls and a couple of guys ended up over at the house, getting drunk and playing strip poker. everyone was a real trooper and sat around completely naked except for one party pooper, but i guess you can't win 'em all.

after that we sat around playing a favorite drinking game of our's: drink while you think. this only lasted until the neighbors decided we were getting too rowdy and started beating on the walls. some people just can't get into a bunch of screaming drunkards at 3:30am, i guess. how lame can you get? so faced with the prospect of having to be quiet (a near impossibility, considering how drunk a couple of us were), we decided to go crash a pool at a nearby apartment complex.

considering that we started off the evening getting naked, i guess it's no stretch of the imagination to figure out what went down once everyone got to the pool. nightswimming, indeed. so we drank more, swam some, and hung out in the hot tub (hey…if you're gonna crash a pool, make sure it's a good one). scott ended up disappearing and i went to go looking for him i was about to swim under the divider that seperates the inside portion of the pool from the outside when i saw the flashlight beams and scott making a mad dash to swim back inside. apparently our party was getting crashed a little early. one of our friends was stuck out there and had to scrunch up against the side of the pool, half submerged, just barely staying out of the line of sight. we all hid out in the hot tub until the flashlights went away and our other friend was able to make his way in and give the all clear. needless to say, we got the hell out of dodge.

it's not summer if you're not out causing a maximum amount of trouble. let the good times roll…