okay…i don't have any caffeine, i get a headache. i have too much caffeine…i get a fucking headache. what gives? why can't my body make up its damn mind? it begs for the caffeine and then it rejects it! i'm bewildered!

i tell you what, though…i reject big red. it is not a viable source for soft drink refreshment. i used to love this shit when i was a kid, but…big red: i reject you.

here's the updated flyer for our show tomorrow night. i know, i know…a little late, but justin did an awesome job, so who gives a fuck?

seriously…this headache sucks. aleve is not a quick enough headache stopper. i need to start keeping some excedrin migraine in my desk or something…

also related to the caffeine theme: i think i'm finally sick of this mountain dew pitch black shit. i mean…i like it, but i think i'm sick of it. it's unfortunate, as i just bought a 12-pack of the stuff a couple nights ago. i want a new drug. one that won't make me sick.

mcdonald's oven select sandwiches are nasty. if you eat them, you are risking your health and maybe your very life. they are vile and have the potential to induce spontaneous vomiting. well…the "reuben" is, anyway. i'm too terrified to try anything else.

there's a tickling at the back of my throat. it's a familiar feeling and usually precedes a nasty allergy attack. this can't be good, especially with that show tomorrow. time to overdose on orange juice and zyrtec…