wow. i am now the proud owner of a general sense of uncomfortableness and a dash of humiliation. splendid. as if having my doctor stick his finger up my ass yesterday wasn't bad enough, now i have to go to another doctor and have him stick a fucking camera up there. awesome. maybe they'll do the evening news on location from inside my ass, while they're up there. good times.

other than that…my life is filled with videgames. halo 2 is awesome. i've been hanging out with blaine, whuppin' it up on our other friends on xbox live. i'm pretty much convinced that i need to get an xbox and halo 2. no shit. i don't know why i've waited this long.

grand theft auto: san andreas continues to entertain me, as well.

today i have received 21 spam email messages, 14 of which are from a series of girls all wanting me to "Look at my homepage with my last webcam photos!"

how about…no? leave me the fuck alone.

UPDATE: make that more like 50-60 copies of this fucking email. after doing a little poking around on the internet, i've found that it's the byproduct of a new mass mailing worm. you may want to take that under advisement.

unlike my aborted trip to see hot snakes, last weekend, i will be going to chicago this saturday to see the pixies. i am so incredibly excited it's not even close to being funny. actually…my excitement has reached a pretty ludicrous level, so maybe it would be funny to the casual observer.

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