can you do "it" without being lame?
if only you knew. i've never had any complaints. although..the girls tend to not stick around. this could mean something…
next!

have you ever not been obsessed with girls?
ouch. i can imagine that there was a brief time when i was a youngster where i thought girls were "icky." i can't really tell you when the changeover happened.

do you think obsession is a problem?
it's not a problem if i ignore the consequences.

first girlfriend: who broke up with who and why?
i broke up with her. because she lived too far away from me and i was 17 and didn't have a car.
did she live in "canada"? "near niagra falls?"
no. she lived in middletown. in douglass hills, to be precise.

who's your lamest ex-girlfriend and why?
my lamest ex-girlfriend would have to be this girl named vanessa. she stalked me for years after i broke up with her, even pretending like she was a lesbian to try to make me jealous (i'm serious!). of course…this didn't work and i just made fun of her. she used to come over to my house all the time and want to have sex. it was insane. i haven't seen her in a few years now, so i think i'm fairly safe, at this point. seth can corroborate almost all of this information.

who is the most lame person who might read this and why?
i really have to break down lame as in "lame by ben's standards" or "lame by my standards."
by ben's standards, of course.
lame by ben's standards: it would either be molly (because you can't resist getting a joke on her, not that either of us really thinks she's lame) or any number of the little 15 year-old girls who seem to be obsessed with the webcam.

what makes a woman like j. brian hall? what makes her dislike him?
to be honest, i wish i knew what women liked about me. maybe it's that i'm a nice guy and semi-attractive in a non-conventional way. i also tend to be funny and witty and have a natural ability to make people laugh. not always in a good way. most women don't like the fact that i like to eat with my feet.
is that it?
if i knew what women didn't like, i'd try like hell to stop doing it.

[j. brian hall tries to write witty things on this here website (called bipolar. you might have heard of it?) as often as possible. he also runs transmission3000 and may or may not like chicken. ben lord plays drums in kilowatthours and seems to think that this is the only way he can avoid having to deliver witty answers to insane questions.]